Miscellaneous: Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I...

By Austyn - 18/02/2011 07:55

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

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By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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By NoorFML - 19/10/2012 14:37 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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By Nikki - 05/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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By I keep failing it all - 02/06/2013 19:45 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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Today, my dad found his old harmonica. It’s been five hours and he shows no signs of stopping. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By ihavenothing - 18/02/2011 14:47 - United States

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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Danny_B 4

Friday 18 February 2011 11:49

Prove him wrong by showing him that its bigger than his :L

MyChemical_fml 0

Friday 18 February 2011 13:21

Or he could've just said "that's not what your mom said!". Wincest......

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HiccupAstrid 1

Friday 18 February 2011 22:29

lol I just bought that song

freakinglaugher 10

Friday 18 February 2011 23:45

tell him "mom has said the same thing about you"

ItsAuTumnSir 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:28

Lmfao that's great:D you're dads a beast. FYL though:p

kameryn25 3

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:56

it's not about the size, it's how you use it.

k9obsessed 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:24

Ouch! Ball-busted by dad! FYL, OP.

mrssheldoncooper 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:26

I'm sensing a possible Trolldad comic that could come from this.

x3herox3 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:46

lOL win.

jadelovesyouu 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 10:07

**an ukulele

ashleymorin 2

Saturday 19 February 2011 10:46

BAHAHAHHA .. thaats amazing ..

JGoD24 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 15:13

lol

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