Health: Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party....

By hairplease - 27/02/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

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By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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By so jealous - 27/04/2020 05:00

Today, I was FaceTiming a good friend of mine from back home, telling her how good she looked and how happy I was to hear from her. My insanely jealous girlfriend snatched my phone and smashed it on the ground. I was saying my friend looked good because she'd just finished chemo. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By horriblejoke - 10/10/2012 15:05 - Australia - Perth

Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

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By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML

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By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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A huge mess of stuff

By GreatWeek - 30/05/2022 17:01 - United States - Dighton

Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML

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By Dartfrogger - 12/02/2015 19:16 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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zellybeanie 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:12

Oh, Gammy, you insensitive twat.

katrina0_00 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:06

aww so sorry :(

Comments

denbeste 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:36

Tell grandma your boyfriend is Mace Windu from Star Wars and will use his lightsaber in an epic fight against the forces of the evil potato chip cave. that'll teach her to be insensitive and dement.

denbeste 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:38

Yes, I do think vaginas look like potato chips.

jes23 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:44

man that must suck sorry for your friend

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:54

Today, my friend with cancer makes me look uncool. FML.

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:08

LOL

marie_yuh100 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:54

whoever pushed the ydi button is stupid and should rot in a fiery grave

bihero 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:20

wat? i think its ok =.= just let her have good time and enjoy it dude...

Metzler31 17

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:35

it's an fml for her and her friend because her friends feelings are probably severely hurt, and wouldn't you feel somewhat responsible for your grandmoms actions? my friends dad just started chemotherapy, and us expected to die within a fee months. this made me sad :-(

Sinisin2010 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:38

I have to agree with the last few posts, this isn't an FML for you it is for your friend and maybe grandmother. Had your friend posted this I would be speechless and would simply wish her the best. Had your grandmother posted this I would have laughed, because old people can pretty much get away with anything.

misskity6 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:52

I call fake. again. why would the OP use such an insensitive username like hairplease. that's ******* bullshit. shame on you

hedgehogs 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:58

What #96 said. Sorry you had to hear that, but if your friend who's fighting the good fight didn't, it's okay. Shocking, but probably not the first time she's said something embarrassing.