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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2020 23:03 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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Welcome to hell

By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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Freudian

By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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prettyinpunk1025 14

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:54

Who cares what your sister thinks... As long as he treats you right, and you like/love him, that's all that matters.

enonymous 8

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:20

I'm hoping it was Waldo and she's just jealous she didn't find him first

Comments

hobojo69 23

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:21

Dude if I was the guy I would have liked totally like start French kissing right in front of her, then been like you were saying!

loser_lover95 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:19

Wheres your sisters boyfriend?

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:49

i think option C is the correct answer (:

Ottokiller 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:58

its a compliment. She basicly thinks u got a hot bf

betty_white 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:21

this fml keeps yu guessing o.o

thethatoneguy_21 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 9:19

Yea, I'm wondering that too, but maybe the lil sis is just suffering from option C. That and maybe an inferiority complex.....

ronnieboo 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:07

Was he that hot?

jennifer42293 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:40

Jelous much ?

fricknugget 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:29

OHHH MAA GAAWWWWD. really?

samantha49p 11

Tuesday 21 July 2015 20:51

I would have smacked a bitch if that's what my sister said when I brought my BF

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