By igiveup - 21/06/2012 18:19 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
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enchi999 8

Should've asked him to repeat himself

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tatsmcgrath 4

Why would your dad even say that? That makes things akward!

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ktizzley2k 8

You shouldn't respond to things you "didn't quite catch".

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hqbrat 8

And it's disrespectful that's his girl friend... Well at least she was..

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Wow, she does NOT have a sense of humor. I would totally laugh that off and come back with something, you don't need her! Find a girl who can laugh at that stuff. If you truly aren't with her just for sex, she should know and behave as such.

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aimee910 11

Never agree to anything you don't fully hear.

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Airman1988 9

31 you kind of look like Avril Lavagne

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aimee910 11

That's the second time you've replied that to one of my comments.

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Airman1988 9

Sorry I didn't think the last went through, in that one pic I thought the similarity was uncanny tho lol

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aleeshttylXD 9

troll dad strikes again!

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bmkc4 1

You should always get the whole story before commenting

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RedPillSucks 31

Dads, performing birth control one sick comment at a time since 1721.

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downtime 12

Does that mean in 1720 there was an annual meeting of the fathers where they discussed what to do about the increasing issue of teenage promiscuity? Or was it just an evolutionary leap...:P

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BubbleGrunge 18

"slam-piece?" Oh shit, I love that so much!!

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xxGhost_Wolfxx 2

But what I don't understand, is why saying that would infer that he was born without his parents being married.

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xxGhost_Wolfxx 2

I think it still is funny. Maybe you just were born without a sense of humor. It's becoming quite popular now-adays.

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