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By Trey - 19/11/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML

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By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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Godless

By fullyajar - 12/07/2021 11:01

Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML

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By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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Spiritual leader

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was excited because her uncle was coming for a visit. She started telling me stories about him, and the more she talked, the worse it got. I’m fairly certain uncle is a cult leader, and that my girlfriend was born into and brainwashed by a cult that got shut down by the police. FML

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Will you…

By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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deviable 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:56

If the Illuminati are gonna take over, at least your grandpa will be the most prepared.

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:59

Listen to grandpa he is old and wise. You'll be sorry when that shit happens and you didn't take him seriously. And in any case, this shouldn't affect her opinion of YOU personally...

Comments

gregorrok1 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:00

So do family dinners always involve the grandparents too?

SkardeyKat 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 15:40

Do you by any chance live in Paden Ok?

starlitmuse7 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:21

****

leogirl95 12

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:00

Well, did you guys listen to him??? This information might be important some day...

Jdeluxh 12

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:03

We are Anonymous.

btnhdude 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:07

*enonymous.

pie29302930 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:40

Why didn't you guys take over Facebook yet? Serious question here.

tsim_fml 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:22

19- i dont get ur picture.... care to explain?

dre9889 4

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:00

Agree with 41. You said you would target facebook

BunnySlippers 6

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:05

That makes me wonder about your grandpa haha

stangbabyxo4 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:07

Shame shame.. :P

upyourzlolz 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:09

A grandpa conspiring with conspiracies? CONSPIRACY!

littlej0n 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:10

you're pap is a smart man, I don't know about the microchips but don't follow the worlds "norms" because then your just another mindless person. stand up and believe in something people