By Trey - 19/11/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML
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deviable 9

If the Illuminati are gonna take over, at least your grandpa will be the most prepared.

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ohmandapants 16

Listen to grandpa he is old and wise. You'll be sorry when that shit happens and you didn't take him seriously. And in any case, this shouldn't affect her opinion of YOU personally...

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jannt 0

if i was your gf then id dump you and date your grandpa. that man knows what hes talking aout.

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perdix 29

Don't blow it for us, Gramps! We may have to "neutralize" you. Was the girl good breeding stock for our future generations? If so, we'll contact her.

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kemando 22

Well they are already IN control... No microchips, they just control powerful people, and corporations. They basically run the government AND the economy.

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ilikecomments 0

And banks and education and oil and media

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kemando 22

106 who do you think controls that...? The government, which I already stated is controlled by the illuminati.

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trentdubb05 0

They control the music industry too... That's who killed Tupac

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CbDemyx 1

I would like my boyfriend more if he took me to dinner with his family and his grandfather did this. is add to the theory and help spin an even more wild tale.

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MarjoCupcake 11

I'm just proud your grandpa knows what the Illuminati is.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Well he is right. There are signs leading to it from the days of Washington and even before

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SkardeyKat 3

At least your grandpa didn't start singing "I'm my own grandpa" at the dinner table like mine did. :)

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diann89 0

your grandpa was only telling the truth

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chels1994 11

If she's your girlfriend she shouldn't care, and she should be accepting of your family

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Epic_Times 10

There are people who think entertainers, artists and singers are brainwashed by the illuminati. Or they also think the illuminati murdered Tupac, Michael Jackson, etc maybe OP's Grandpa is one of them who thinks all this is happening.

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