By Trey - 19/11/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 522
You deserved it 3 322

Same thing different taste

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If the Illuminati are gonna take over, at least your grandpa will be the most prepared.

Listen to grandpa he is old and wise. You'll be sorry when that shit happens and you didn't take him seriously. And in any case, this shouldn't affect her opinion of YOU personally...

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As soon as she leaves, your grandpa will probably grumble and hand your dad some money, having made a bet that he could get your girlfriend to break up with you simply by telling her a story. (His mistake was to not include transvestites. Illuminati transvestites would have sealed the deal.)

ILoveTabz 0

Your grandpa sounds like a hoot

That's if the illuminati can even pull it off

NWO666 15

They can and will sooner or later. Just wait

SILVERSTAR_6 17

The NWO is real...the reason why most ppl don't know cuz they do it in plain sight that's the best way to hide something..

Why on earth would you not be taken serious any more because of something your grandfather said. You deserve it though for ussuming your girl friend would not take you serious any more by proxy

llForbiddenll 0

Oh my god. I feel your pain. My dad does that to all my friends ;-;