Transportation: Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of...

By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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Women be shopping

By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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Pile up

By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

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Snow day confusion

By hehe - 12/12/2024 06:00

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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You deserved it 37 918

Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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You deserved it 583

JCruz411 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:08

dumbass...

EvilTonyBlair 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:11

embarrassing much? :P

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Nic_hole 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:01

lmao!!!! hahaha

xDyZFuNkTiOnULx 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:04

wow are u slow???

Kiara41 0

Friday 12 February 2010 21:35

Most likey fake. This exact article was featured in a newspaper a few winters ago.

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:32

Mild cold is 5 degrees here. Avg summer temp? 45. Jackson Wyoming.

RyanKaufman 7

Friday 12 February 2010 23:50

Today, a lady clearly not used to the snow came to the police station to report her car stolen. She only checked one car and then after making me go all the way out to her car, she realized she parked it in a different spot. FML. No honestly? I'm sick of snow too, both your lives are ******. I'd normally bitch this kind've thing out but I know the East Coast...doesn't normally get at least 3 rulers worth of snow.

krazykitty789 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:55

ydi for not looking for ur car cause when I park my car somewhere else nd can't find it in the morning I call the police

queenofbavaria 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:25

you people are so harsh... some of the comments I read on this websites are soo stupid and mean. take a chill pill everyone! enjoy life! laugh at these kind of things!