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By tommy - 06/06/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 08:52 - Australia

Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML

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Blame game

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML

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By thesaddestsoup - 02/02/2017 20:00 - Macedonia - Stip

Today, my long-distance relationship ended. The only thing my dad had to say to comfort me was that he hopes my phone bills will, "go back to normal now." FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By tye61 - 16/01/2016 12:54 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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Understanding

By Anonymous - 02/09/2020 05:56 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, it was my dad's 60th. I was planning on calling him early, but due to a client (I'm a social worker) ending up in hospital because her husband beat her up, I couldn't call him until 2:30. My mum phoned me in tears, yelling that I was a bad daughter and obviously didn't care about my dad. FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 16:22

use ventrilo or skype next time

evilevi 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:25

Why does your dad have the permission to change your contract? Get your own!

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Bryan_Z 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:03

your dad's an idiot

shalvius 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:05

5 Hours? are you kidding?

jordy12198 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:09

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glitter_kiss 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:12

ur dad is retarded

jordy12198 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:14

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karenmarie 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:14

I would be pissed off for sure!

california_love 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:14

this is a horrible fml. like people like you make me stop reading the fmls.

jordy12198 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:16

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FuckedMyLife 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:17

That's why you use Skype, it's for free!

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:25

Man you talking to someone that long on the phone... from australia and saving up money to go see her...lol u know you like her lol all im going to say when u go australia handle your business and dont go all that way just to come home empty handed wink wink! you go get her!!!! =)