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By lft - 06/06/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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Bless you

By Achoo - 31/01/2023 02:30

Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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ann_leigh 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

that's why you cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze. ewwwww

slatertheblob 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:14

I guess thats snot what he was expecting

Comments

coleymonkey 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:24

I would have puked! That is soooo nasty!

Humanoid_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:28

I have never had a sneeze where I didn't feel it coming at least a couple seconds beforehand. That's plenty of time to cover up. YDI.

georgie2486 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:29

Swine Flu haha

runwest07 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:32

This is why I teach my students in kindergarten to cover up when they cough or sneeze.

genius_girl16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:34

Snot is a natural part of life. In other countries mothers suck the snot out of their child's nose. It contains a lot of nutrients. The teacher should have thanked you for the extra does of vitamins. In fact on South Georgia Island it is considered an honor to be sneezed on. You are all being ignorant Americans!

mrbasilio 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 15:56

Suck a snot you dumb bitch even with the vitamins, its ways of passing of deseases, ,,/,, stupid stereotypical ****, cheers from the filipino!

aback 4

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:38

Learn to cover your mouth/nose or stay home when you're sick. Really. We DON'T want it!

DreMaMa 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:40

Should of said " Now what is the probability of that, I told you I was sick Guess math teachers don't have common sense"

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:48

doesnt anybody....realize its saturday? or was it yesterday and they just put in on today....but yeah most of the people i know dont like getting sneezed on...but you never know..your teacher couldve popped one....never know...lol ydi