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By lft - 06/06/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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Bless you

By Achoo - 31/01/2023 02:30

Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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ann_leigh 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

that's why you cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze. ewwwww

slatertheblob 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:14

I guess thats snot what he was expecting

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Maximo03 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:06

You deserve it...

itsgen 16

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:06

ewww thats soo nasty why go to skool if ur that sick!

spillproof 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:09

Haha nice move. #1&2 have it.

awesomeperson 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:11

ugh im sorry. YDI though for not covering your nose

slatertheblob 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:14

I guess thats snot what he was expecting

realggirl 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:15

If your math teacher is hot, your life is super ******. Haha #16.

rachann 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:16

I think your teacher got the worst of it.... "Today, one of my math students called me over for help with a problem and as I leaned down to help, they proceeded to sneeze all over my arm and hand. It was disgusting. FML"

insert_name 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:18

eww! thats just plain bad luck!

amazingkate 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:21

teachers. they're used to it. they don't like it, but they're used to it. you have no idea what happens to a teacher over the course of time. if you know any they have a million stories like this.