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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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Drugs are bad

By Mike Capobianco - 22/08/2021 02:01

Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML

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College life

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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Living the dream

By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML

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meggieeeee92 27

Monday 5 January 2015 17:31

I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 5 January 2015 17:32

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

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missbrit818 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 7:09

What the actual f...

milehigh52 22

Tuesday 6 January 2015 7:47

Is your roommate an ape?????!!!! That is disgusting! Kick your roommate out pronto.

doughdreads 7

Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:49

Is your roommate a dog?

fading_slowly00 5

Tuesday 6 January 2015 10:38

Gross. Hope ya made them clean it, request a new roommate. Throat punch? lol

SheepShoop_fml 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 10:58

I have so many questions about this situation because it is so terribly confusing. Please come back and elaborate.

EverythingNerdy 13

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:22

But...why? What the ****?

malikbahaa 21

Tuesday 6 January 2015 19:31

Really there is much info to follow up on- why? And was it a big collection over 2 weeks or did they try and wash it down? - what did u say or do after u found it to the room mate - and what they have to say about what they did?

G00N3R 19

Tuesday 6 January 2015 20:22

Sorry what?

Matheo_fml 21

Tuesday 6 January 2015 22:42

No other person noticed the smell???

adamhoughton 9

Wednesday 7 January 2015 2:08

You should spend the next two weeks ******** in his bed now. Turnabout is fair play.

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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML

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