Health: Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which... - FML

By Anonyme - 18/09/2016 01:42 - France - Vendenheim

Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine. My children spent all day trying to stick magnets on my back. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 20 September 2016 11:01

Tell them that this only step one to you getting your Adamantium skeleton and becoming Wolverine.

Eldslibo 20

Tuesday 20 September 2016 11:34

To bad about the back surgery and why it lead to that. But it's quite awesome that you now can have magnets attached to you, and that you can play with your kids in that way. Especially when you probably can't play with them in much other ways right now.

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LittlePunkLies 5

Saturday 22 April 2017 4:01

I had a similar surgery. Im surprised my sisters havent tried that yet.

lrw87 22

Saturday 23 December 2017 3:26

Did it work?

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