Miscellaneous: Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted...

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

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LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:50

Your fault. Deny, deny, deny. And in the process look at your phone.

neonoodle 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:43

3 days!? You should call your mom more... she worries about you.

Comments

kissmyass_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:52

haha IN YOUR FACE!

RT_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:56

#17, your gay.

fml_is_ml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:01

you should get better at lying

marv_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:03

#20 If you think that anyone who is underage and is drinking is "the wrong crowd," then I am afraid that by your definition almost all teenagers/this person's peers are a bad influence (eh, haha, although that could be argued :-P)

miSSy_tOri 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:14

you shouldn't be into that stuff anyway . it's just karma

aew002 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:23

coming from a girl who's been there, this sucks!! I hate when parents get tricky. Very clever though. I'm sorry that sucks.

thebaroness1984 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:54

Get a flip phone or use the key lock.

jillybeanbilly 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:57

Wow that sucks! They are pretty clever... You definitely should have denied it, but I guess you trusted them to be telling the truth.

Taihen 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:10

That sucks dude... but the call may have actually gone through. I dunno if they foold you or not, cause several times my phone has called my dad's and it's left no record that I called and a couple times people have called me, where my phone got no recognition of the call aside from a voicemail... And sometimes not even that ^^; Still, them saying they listened for a half hour makes it sound like they were BSing... I mean, who listens to a phone for a half hour, and how much background noise is really discernable through a pocket???