Miscellaneous: Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted...

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

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LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:50

Your fault. Deny, deny, deny. And in the process look at your phone.

neonoodle 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:43

3 days!? You should call your mom more... she worries about you.

Comments

npk88 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:20

don't be a loser drunk and you won't have these problems

ilovekittens 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:25

Drugs is bad, mmkay?

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:41

LMAO your parents are the best evar.

Miss_Kelsea 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:15

Gahhh my dad does the same thing! Manipulative bastards.

jaxspider 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:55

deny deny deny... even now... you can say... it wasn't me.

00Problematic00 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:59

You've gotta hand it to your parents for being a great deal smarter than you. At least you're not one of the FML's with one of the really stupid moms.

sillypun 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:57

deny until I die

KingMissile9 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:04

They got you good. This reminded me of when I accidentally pocket called my dad when we were talking about pot. I called him back and told him that I did it on purpose to **** with him. *phew*. But don't let anyone tell you what to think or do. I personally believe that college is the testing grounds to do whatever you want to until you have to straighten out for the real world.

sensual_kidney 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:09

lol you're an idiot xD

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:53

better yet... the lesson that... perhaps drugs aren't the answer to having a good time? and obviously your parents knew regardless of the "phone story" and sure some people will say "go ahead do whatever you want" but they're not the ones who'll be bailing you out if you get arrested either, or helping you out if all the "experimentation" screws things up for you. Most likely that'll be your parents... so it's best to listen to the people who actually care what happens to you, instead of everyone else. Besides... college = experimentation? Depends who's paying for the tuition...