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By justkillm3 - 13/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

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Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

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Today, I got home at 7 after a long, stressful 12-hour shift. The second I walked through the door, my wife said, "Can you hurry up and make dinner? We're all starving." This happens all the damn time. FML

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By marriageblows - 22/01/2012 02:18 - United States

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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By sadcinderella - 22/12/2009 07:01 - United States

Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets, and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints about how wrong I did everything. FML

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foolishworkerbee 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 12:05

Grow a pair and tell them to take some responsibility.

Spierdalaj 7

Thursday 13 May 2010 12:09

Then don't do it until they get off their asses and help :/

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destonerock 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 11:19

this is not righ my friend. if this goes on all the time u need to do something.. I don't have the answer for ya.. but something. I don't know her.. or the situation or cercumstane .. but brother.. this needs to be handled.. sooner than later ...

Niko_lane85 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:01

Wow... you must be a TOTAL ******. YOU are the man in the house. YOU are the one who makes the money. Why not make your worthless ******* family get off their lazy asses and actually DO something?!?!?! You're right. FYL. If you can't control YOUR household after working a long day, then you TOTALLY deserve what little help you get. You won't get help unless you make them do something. If you don't, you'll continue to get walked on and your family will eventually take you for granted(if they haven't already).

icertainlysuck 0

Friday 21 May 2010 17:56

This is ****** ridiculous! Tell that bitch to get her ass back in the kitchen and make you some pie!

karma210 0

Monday 31 May 2010 3:17

Leave.

salsalover_12 5

Monday 31 May 2010 10:51

ohh boohooo hoo!!! wives do all the work while men sit on there asses frankly i like this switch antifeminists ftw

Jakojan 4

Tuesday 15 June 2010 0:00

your FML reminds me of Al Bundy from Marriage with Children... im so sry

Jakojan 4

Tuesday 15 June 2010 0:02

PS, dont. cook for yourself. do your own dishes. let them solve their own issue if they're too damn lazy ^_^

FMyProfile 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:29

Everyone knows men make better cooks than women, man up and own that kitchen. You'll appreciate it once you discover there's more food in the world than just Hamburger-Helper served with Mac and Cheese like your lazy ass wife would have made. I would be pissed about the dirty dishes though, every cook needs a clean workspace to do their thing in. Just start serving their meals on the dirty plates from the sink until they get the message.

bradwould 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 11:04

ydi = your da idiot

lurch101 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:44

She better have a poon the size of a nostril that tastes like strawberry ice cream.

Pikalu1 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:55

Tell her to get her ass in the kitchen and help you. She's the wife, you're the husband. Grow a pair and start making her AND the kids pull some weight like you've apparently been doing for a while.