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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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Top comments

xMafia 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:04

Hey, don't worry. it's not like he pawned your guitar for gas money. Oh, wait...

fmlperson1724 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:59

your dad suuucks

Comments

TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 19:06

Well, gas is expensive nowadays But seriously, that sucks big fonkey balls

omggtfomi 1

Monday 14 November 2011 14:36

That's when you go ape shit on the mother ****** and disown him

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 21 May 2012 0:13

Sell his gas for guitar money.

apocalyptica_fml 9

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:23

He better get that guitar back or get you a new one! Sorry OP, I hope you can sort things out. Things wouldn't end well if my parents got rid of my guitar.

_highandlow 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:26

Times are tough.

sdahl1113 4

Tuesday 21 May 2013 0:36

That blows. Living at home has it's advantages but it's totally not worth it to me. I'm so glad I no longer have to deal with crap like that.

IconicFML 9

Monday 3 March 2014 6:14

Pawn his car for guitar money.

SergioB11 14

Friday 8 April 2016 8:24

I don't play guitar or any instrument but if my dad pawned one of my valuables I would have been super pissed off

Beastninja5268 15

Friday 2 December 2016 19:19

I would "pawn" his car for money to get a new guitar.

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