Love: Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband...

By a268 - 02/02/2009 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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It's business time

By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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yennichan 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 16:32

just cause someone has a different way to relax than you doesn't mean you should demean them for it...You should only be so lucky to have a guy in touch with his feminine side...

consousop 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:24

Maybe you shud wear one of his suits to get over the stress of your husband wearing a dress

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consousop 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:24

Maybe you shud wear one of his suits to get over the stress of your husband wearing a dress

htastick 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:43

Wow,Hahaa I found it more hilarious than an FML.

Heatherloves 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 18:41

Creepy and terribly unattractive! Fyl

jessicaislameee 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:38

ha, thats pretty sketchy.

Clarity 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:35

haha. The real question is, how did he look?

Sonfang 19

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:21

Hey Ya know, you could really help him relax....put on a vid camera and tape yourself going down on him and he can have his own fantasy ****...looking like woman on woman! =^_^= whee make him happy dont judge him.

xxKatieegurlxx 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 6:36

look 4 a new guy

777_alex_777 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 3:20

ahahahahahaha XD im sorry! but, aahahahahaha... ...hehe...laughed myself almost to tears =P

music_baby224 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 8:02

first of all, maybe he should have told her about that unique relaxation technique before they got married because that's..a little strange. second, if you used, "at least he doesn't beat you" as an excuse for everything that men do then we would have some low standards for men.