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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
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Glowworm56 26

"Look, Bro, when I said, get a room, I didn't mean MY room!"

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EnvyMe33 26

If he is going to use your place as a hotel then you need to charge like a hotel

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Kitiara521 24

Change your locks, and you're a total moron if you let him keep your key. He's obviously untrustworthy.

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Etweens96 25

Change the locks and get a security system

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jfsiv 17

Man, if only you had set up security cameras, you could have started your own **** business.

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davecross 11

1-800-locksmith will come and fix your problem.

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