Miscellaneous: Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into...

By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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You deserved it 2 240

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 355

You deserved it 6 228

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 881

You deserved it 4 585

By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 512

You deserved it 3 437

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 388

You deserved it 13 707

By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 554

You deserved it 4 361

By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 109

You deserved it 4 459

What the…?

By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 165 294

You deserved it 8 318

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 114

Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 692

You deserved it 6 828

By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 894

You deserved it 3 616

omgcyndaquil 23

Tuesday 15 December 2015 20:15

Time for a frank conversation. Different strokes for different folks and all that.

AwkwardKarma 18

Tuesday 15 December 2015 20:18

He was probably just having some fun.

Comments

llynn1013 5

Wednesday 16 December 2015 5:27

same thing happened to me. he was just in my panties when I got home but had the clothes laid out. we are no divorced. not because he felt the need to donthat, but because he hid it for 5 years and still once caught refused to discuss it.

kharwood1208 14

Wednesday 16 December 2015 5:54

should have said, do you know much that make up cost? And your playing dress up.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 16 December 2015 22:22

Maybe he buys her makeup for her or at least goes shopping with her so knows the price.

nomrana 14

Wednesday 16 December 2015 7:44

different role play time !

Sickofyouidiots 5

Wednesday 16 December 2015 11:08

There are worse things to come home to, at least in this case there was only one girl... even if it was your boyfriend.

schreibergx93 19

Wednesday 16 December 2015 13:27

Instead of needing to have a talk with him maybe he just wanted to see how difficult it is for his gf to get ready. Just to be honest, guys do things without thinking. There's usually no reason why. 'Why'd you jump out of a moving car?' 'I wanted to feel the adrenaline.' We do it just because.

nodai 13

Wednesday 16 December 2015 15:45

Sounds kinky. Support him.

neuronerd 28

Wednesday 16 December 2015 16:20

An ex of mine recently came out as genderfluid. Your boyfriend may be trying to figure things out, or maybe he was just playing around. Let him know if he wants to talk about it, you'll be there with a nonjudgmental ear, but I also think you're perfectly justified in asking him not to use your belongings. If he doesn't want to talk, don't push the subject.