By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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DocBastard 38

Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.

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folfin 0

OMG!! kick her out. that's a tough one. your house.

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Happygofucky 0

Yeah, you need to nip it in the bud right NOW. Having her in the house probably won't be the best thing for your marriage, or your sanity.

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xXDubbleChic 11

great movie ^^

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zDylanz 6

Just spray some 'Pest-Be-Gone'. Make sure it's the one with the "satisfaction garanteed or your money back!"

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_streets_ 19

just tell her to get the **** out of your house.

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felipe87 2

just have super loud sex and walk around the house naked while farting

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jess6blondie9 2

The farting will get her out. Who knows, she could be one of the moms that likes to join in on walking around naked. That's just awkward.

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amh721 0

Kick the bitch's ass out or charge her rent. I mean I know family is important, but she should've had a talk with you about moving in. One of the most annoying things is people thinking whoever is related to them should automatically go above and beyond for them and pay their bills. I hate moochers.

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TheDrifter 23

Oh I'll bet she had a talk ... with op's wife. You're screwed op, I'm sorry.

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killface93 0

be as gross as possible ( ur wife as well) to drive her ass out

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SpilltMilk2 0

Buy her a dog house as a welcome present. You should discreetly tell her like: So, got your things together? Ready to go?

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xXDubbleChic 11

do all the things that bug her the most. gross her out, piss on her things. make her pay rent and wash your dishes and clothes, let a snake or spider loose in her room put dog crap on her bed. etc... lol jk but FYL

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DocBastard 38

Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.

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fluffyrocka 0

Very good, I liked it, did somebody actually shove a coke bottle up their ass doc?

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DocBastard 38

Yes. I've also seen a butt plug, a mop handle, and a shower head. Seriously. People will put anything up there whether it fits or not.

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CateXOX 0

Hm a shower head, I have to try that one.

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DaveOnDope 4

The best I've heard about was when a doc looked inside and found it already lit up in there. Seems the guy "accidentally" sat on a flashlight.

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primespore 12

Ive heard of a live artillery shell up someone's a**

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