Animals: Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of...

By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Hunter cat - 02/11/2018 13:30

Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML

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By cathouse - 26/03/2011 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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By ahdeadcats - 31/08/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

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By madisonbubch - 23/09/2014 01:04 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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Saturday 13 August 2011 16:03

Welcome home! Love, the cat xx

Keyman1212 14

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:11

It's actually a sign that your cat loves and cares for you. He was just trying to provide you with food. He didn't know any better, he's just a cat.

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wildboyzrule 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:51

what holiday??

bccaper 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:57

at least it kept busy when you were away. would you have a rat infested house? it may smell bad bu

nodressonlyjeans 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:02

:O why would you leave your cat at home with no one??

duckman9 55

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:21

since the kitty left you all the "presents" in your house, its pretty obvious that she wasn't hungry at all. A nice warrior kitty you've got there.

vegan_muffin 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:23

D'awww he missed you!

sheethapins 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:24

That was a gift! That was a gift for the family!

gkilla027 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:34

Omg.! I used to babysit my neighbors cat that did that...of course they knew and warned me about him doing that!...

whitneyphan1520 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:44

At least they r dead?

hyden121 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:46

Awwww. Kitty left you some gifts. How thoughtful.

Lil_Ojeda 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:55

Do you prefer having live animals walking across your floors

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