Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from my two week trip to Florida. At the airport,...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 10:08 - United States

Today, I came home from my two week trip to Florida. At the airport, the door said "Enter Only", while a sign above it said "Do not enter." Long story short, I got arrested for "disobeying signs." Nothing says "Welcome home" like being arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 09:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

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By Busted - 26/07/2010 12:26 - South Africa

Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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By Leaving Early Fail - 12/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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ccathleen_ 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:24

Sue them for misleading signs.

Brooklynxman 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:16

You totally obeyed......one of the signs.

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duckie8 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 19:57

It was Philly airport wasn't it? I went through yesterday and saw the same signs. I figured it meant Enter (as in the airport itself) and do not enter (if you are trying to leave) But it was very stupid wording. What would you expect out of Philly.

Morphs 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:06

Only in america..

bmoney2011 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:17

Actually in 1989 at the Frankfurt airport in Germany, the polizei were loaded with Uzis and other fun toys. If a car was still driving when told to stop, they shot the hell out of it! And even today theyve got machine guns everywhere. Just...food for thought. It's not just America.

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:40

TSA entrapement. TSA people are so smart. everyone aspires to be one.

russ257 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:53

oh the federal department of fake called.

richzip 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 7:33

Did you not follow the signs to "baggage claim" or "ground transportation"? There are never doors from the gate area to the baggage claim areas. Big time fake post, if you ask me.

Yuvi7 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 10:41

you know what ill do is just ill wait for other ppl to see if they go in the door or not stupid...

Compass 0

Friday 25 December 2009 20:55

Well, if a door says "Do Not Enter", it means what it says. If it says "Enter Only", (in this situation) it means that if you, for whatever reason, are going to use that door despite the sign telling you not to enter, only use it to enter, not exit. YDI.