Intimacy: Today, I came home from work early and caught my boyfriend in... - FML

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By DFTBA but FML - 22/07/2016 07:51 - United States - Medford

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Today, I came home from work early and caught my boyfriend in bed with my best friend. I'm such a pushover that I told them they have to finish up and she needs to get out of my house. FML

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CliffyB03 28

Friday 22 July 2016 18:23

Just she needs to get out of the house? He needs to too.

DToast 19

Friday 22 July 2016 18:26

Dump his sorry a** and never talk to your "best friend" again.

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jgiles09 17

Wednesday 5 July 2017 13:43

finish up? seriously I'm sorry you need to take this as a painful lesson to man up

ErinShannon 27

Thursday 25 January 2018 15:07

What you need is a loud mouth friend who wont let people walk over you. The type of bestfriend that deals with all that for you. Like who would of yelled and called her a ho. So many nice people get hurt cause people take advantage of them and it hurts my heart. Id call her a ho for you and him. I'm sorry you went through this. You being a push over isnt a flaw on your part, them taking advantage is a flaw on their part.

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