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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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Shackled

By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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Shitshow

By Syrinth - 21/07/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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ourtneyc 14

Thursday 31 March 2016 19:33

Wow, your grandma needs to learn about boundaries

ellisp1 15

Thursday 31 March 2016 19:28

Change the locks, maybe?

Comments

redheadedbabe420 14

Thursday 31 March 2016 19:52

as crazy this sounds be thankful for that. I would give anything to come home to my worried grandma after work any day!

PhoenixChick 26

Thursday 31 March 2016 23:33

The fact that you miss your loving grandma doesn't mean the OP should be grateful for their grandmother breaking into their home and being controlling about their life. Not all grandmothers are cookie-baking sweethearts.

Eleora 19

Thursday 31 March 2016 20:05

If she asks if you want something to eat, remain calm, make yourself as big as you can, keep eye contact, and back away slowly... you'll be okay, OP. Lol

O_B_A_M_A 15

Thursday 31 March 2016 20:07

Did she bring food?

watermelon_bae 15

Thursday 31 March 2016 20:10

Why was she wondering? Doesn't she know you work?

Chazzster 29

Thursday 31 March 2016 20:13

Is your grandmother showing signs of dementia? It's possible that's the underlying problem. In any case I agree with "Change the locks" - It's not that terribly expensive to have a locksmith come out and just change the key portion of your locks. Unless you have drinking problem and are prone to frequently losing your keys, you don't need to leave spare keys with people who might misuse that confidence. I am constantly amazed at the foolish people who leave a spare key to their home with others or don't have a lock code on their phone. Those two things cause an awful lot of FML's.

kmarie22_613e 25

Saturday 2 April 2016 22:11

A drinking problem? I leave a spare with my mom for lots of reasons. If I'm ever in an accident she can get my belongings (clean undies at the hospital!). If I'm stuck at work or out of town she can feed my pets. There are more reasons than lost keys.