By nakedweddingday - 04/07/2013 02:40 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 958
You deserved it 3 732

Same thing different taste

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I'm so sorry. I hope there's enough time to get a new one.

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Beat your roommate until she's in a catatonic state.

RedPillSucks 31

silly. No states allow cats to drink tonic.

graceinsheepwear 33

73, I think they allow it on the other side of the looking glass. They can smoke hookahs there too.

I would have wanted to kill those cats. hope you had more self control!

This is exactly why my wedding gown isn't kept in my apartment. With three cats, a dog and a three year old, I'd be asking for a disaster.

graceinsheepwear 33

Yeah, gotta keep those cats busy now that you took the old one away.

Time to make that wedding.. Betazed style!

nikkee_05 4

my roommate wouldve had to pay for a new dress and a cat funeral

AngelLovesDerby 10

I would ask the roommate to help pay for a new dress!!

avapaige1234 19

Maybe make the cat's owner pay for the damages?