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By nakedweddingday - 04/07/2013 02:40 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 23:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

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By Nicoleanne - 20/11/2016 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML

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Thursday 4 July 2013 10:57

You've got to be kitten me right meow.

xZoeAmethystx 12

Thursday 4 July 2013 10:58

I'm so sorry. I hope there's enough time to get a new one.

Comments

tigerisabelle 31

Friday 5 July 2013 3:49

You have cat to be kitten me right meow.

rokolodo 10

Friday 5 July 2013 4:30

Cats are evil.

hurley12 30

Friday 5 July 2013 6:34

That's terrible. I'm so sorry!

friedbunnies 9

Friday 5 July 2013 8:44

I'm really hoping the wedding has already happened. There are so many ways to preserve any remnants for nostalgia, but if it was for a future wedding, sorry you're ******.

Helldemon 32

Saturday 6 July 2013 8:10

doubtful since her name is nakedweddingday :(

WhiteCrimson 23

Friday 5 July 2013 9:26

Sorry to hear OP but that truely sucks... Meowby your friend is a bit jelouse of your dress.

kiaora_fml 11

Friday 5 July 2013 10:54

One would think your room mate is liable for the damages, I feel sorry for you OP :(

marianne1985 3

Friday 5 July 2013 11:14

Man I would freak on the roommate and than I would make her pay for the dress and than kill her lol

Karissastillar 7

Friday 5 July 2013 15:05

id kill your roommate cats...if that was my wedding dress..but to be fair yeah your roommate should pay for new one. plus how did your roommate not see the shreaded wedding dress? hmmm

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 5 July 2013 16:30

Order a wedding dress online. TB Dress.com, seriously, they are MUCH less expensive and a LOT faster to acquire and make any adjustments to. I got married in March. $130 for the dress, $130 for alterations. The dress got Tons of compliments, and it did not break my budget.