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By rani - 02/02/2013 22:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Moody blues

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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Working from home rules!

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 02:01

Today, my husband said a cheery, "Hi!" to me after 4 hours of nonstop Zoom calls. I spun around happily and greeted him back. Turns out he just joined another Zoom call. FML

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By Lexy - 10/11/2018 12:00

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML

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boofgall 16

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:24

My guess is he was talking to other players. If not, pack your bags.

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:27

Don't worry, OP, intense matches of CoD can really **** people up.

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U_GotitDude 18

Sunday 3 February 2013 19:52

Damn... Your husband is an ass

Aliserguy 2

Sunday 3 February 2013 20:06

it's just him talking to the game

stanjohnson 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 20:18

Here is an idea. Ask him if he was talking to you or the game.

iConnor 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 20:52

He was talking to the game. This happens with my girlfriend all the time but I don't want her to die haha.

longtimesunshine 4

Sunday 3 February 2013 21:48

although that is one way to kill a good mood, he probably had headphones in or just hadnt heard, and was talking to the people he was playing in the game. I'm sure when he ended the game he was happy to see you OP

morawski64 9

Monday 4 February 2013 1:33

Probably talking to his game, some toddler probably just quick-scoped him.

ecwrox812 3

Monday 4 February 2013 5:54

OMG. he was talking to his video game. I've done that before. He's not a bad boyfriend and he doesn't have a problem. He just is mad at someone in his game. Don't jump to conclusions. Geeeez. If you played video games, you'd understand.