Love: Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating...

By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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By Pissed - 21/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

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By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 12:34 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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oppawoppa 9

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:48

Tell him you just had sex. He'll wake up (;

Deannie88 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:49

I'm sorry to hear that OP. Parents can be real helpful at times, and sometimes not so much... But they still love you! Cheer up! There's plenty other fish in the sea. He's not worth waiting for if he did that to you!

Comments

Swiko 11

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:09

At least he was willing to pretend to care.

animal50199 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:59

OP you should have kicked your dad in the nuts for being an insensitive jerk.

StaminPrimer 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 9:15

next time buy him an energy drink and slip in some exlax (sp?). That should keep him awake :)

cutiepiee123 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 10:19

I feel bad for u :( u should have woken him up and told him that if he really cared hed be listening instead of sleeping. Stay strong though OP :)

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 15 July 2012 14:56

Way to tell the kids you love 'em!

deransc 19

Sunday 15 July 2012 23:00

Your life sucks, but this is going into my favorites! classic

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 16 July 2012 5:44

The man is too smart for his own good.

madiwoods012 6

Tuesday 17 July 2012 10:08

Phased* OP

jtheartbreak 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 3:40

It's fazed.

MrsAlexander83 10

Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:20

That is a bad deal for you but just get over the ex and don't give him the energy you are even giving him! However, on a side note, I laughed so hard my abs hurt at your dad doing something I could see my husband doing to our daughter. So much so I had to read it out loud to him just so I could laugh again!