Love: Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating...

By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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By Pissed - 21/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

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By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 12:34 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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oppawoppa 9

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:48

Tell him you just had sex. He'll wake up (;

Deannie88 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:49

I'm sorry to hear that OP. Parents can be real helpful at times, and sometimes not so much... But they still love you! Cheer up! There's plenty other fish in the sea. He's not worth waiting for if he did that to you!

Comments

kenleybunch 15

Saturday 14 July 2012 6:42

Haha, that's kind of funny. A little insensitive of your dad, but still funny.

mcollins27 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 6:50

Talk about anal :)

Devyn333 16

Saturday 14 July 2012 6:58

Phased*

Vynoshit 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:09

#49, you're an idiot. It's fazed.

momo1972 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:20

Oh he's good. This man is skilled. Obviously much experience this man has

Vynoshit 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:21

******' gook motherfuckers.

mercsl65 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:44

life lesson number 125894. most men only listen to show we care. most of the time its all show. even your dad. appreciate the effort. but if your ex cheated on you is it really that big of a loss? I mean do want to think your dads a jerk because he didn't listen to you vent about an ex boyfriend who ain't worth the gum on the bottom of your shoe??? youl forget about the ex... so don't treat your dad harsh. its tough trying to listen to girls vent

jedielf 23

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:01

61, some day your day is going to be shite and you're going to want to vent.

mercsl65 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:40

yes I will. but hopefully it be over an issue that matters. why be upset and in turn possibly think less of someone I DO love over a partner who didn't love me? maybe the bigger picture is hard for some to see..

AznSamoan52 10

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:06

Look on the bright side Op, at least you let out something that bothered you. :)

riotofquiet 14

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:11

Well, at least he tried for a bit... That is pretty hilarious though. Sorry about your crappy boyfriend.

TheBedMonster 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:56

Wow that was really rude of your father to do!! And your boyfriend is an ass. If I was your parent...your boyfriend would be buried six feet under ground by a tree with a sign saying "here is Mr.Douche bag"