By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Chocodeadly 6

She sounds quite lovely, really. Something to tell the kids one day?

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mickyydzz 0

haha someone else uses socks too XD !

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

A sock? WTF? Why don't you just do it the normal way..and clean it up with a tissue afterwards...

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zaphirox 9

for the feeling of course hahaha

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XCraig 0

It's sad how bad your mother just burned you. That's child abuse right there!

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sentinel_233 0

Since when do we jack off with socks how is that even ****** possible????

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kangas94 6

Oh my god! Poor you, but at least you mother is funny :)

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