By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 507
You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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alex_vik 0

Oh wow, that sucks.

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mikej1985 0

That'a boy! U pimp that new sock! Wooooo

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Why_Me77 0

Omg, this is epic funny. Let's be friends!!! Hahahahaha XD

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jSOPURE 3

Lots of parent pwnage lately. This one is win. :)

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cadenernest 0

I agree with everyone above me. HAHAHAAHAHA.. bahahahahah... aaaaahahahahahahahahahah LMFAO that was good. Your mom. Wow. Your mom is ******* awesome. Is she single? I'm hookin her up with my dad.

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unbelievable1 0

YOU SICK PIECE OF SHIT. WHO THE **** MASTURBATES INTO A SOCK. YOU SICK ****. THIS ISNT SESAME STREET !

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ozac 0

Hahahaha. Best FML ever!!

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Bee4594 0

Your mom is amazing!!! She is my new BFF

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Yuuhi 0

ummmm #69 a lot of people do it...get over yourself...i mean really..... and to the OP Great MOM mate :)

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