By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 507
You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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tehhotness 0

are you joking 69 (lol, 69). It sure beats having to clean your load off of everything it launches onto

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SuperMeron 0

To #25 seriously, the term 'toe jam' made me gag, but it's so brilliant I may have to use it in the next conversation I have. This is the kind of mum I want to be when I grow up! Using arts and crafts to get your point across! Brilliant.

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Jensterrr 0

LOL --this one's right up there with 'Jesus pin through the condom' Mom!!

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mac_fml 0

im with everyone else on this- this is freakin' awesome! ima make this my fav as well

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dammn 0

OMG , HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL . I LOVE YOUR MOM ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA , I ALMOST PEE'D MYSELF . LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .

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blackbetty_fml 0

Oh shit, son, your mom ******' roasted your ass!

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