By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 507
You deserved it 151
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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hahah808 0

so freaking hilarious. your mom is my new hero :)

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theluckygirl28 8

LMAO!!!! wow, i officially love your mom!!!! AHAHAHAA!!!

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bigbill245 0

OOOWWWWW BURRRRRNNNN! thats a really good one:)

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themangostar 0

Your mom is awesome! xD

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Jonny_1 0

oh god, if I ever have kids, I want to be the sort of parent your mum is! she totally owned you edit: forgot about the weblink. Ignore it.

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MiriamSingsLoud 0

I'm with #52, it's time to start cleaning your own socks! Humiliation: best tool in a parent's arsenal.

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