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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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vampirecmb 0

OMFG thats hilarious FUL my friend, FUL at least she was funny about it eh?

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nbrachelxo 0

haha, i think i love your mom ;D

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xlucklessloverx 0

LMFAO that is awesome

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xoGurlxo 0

LMAO. do u have any siblings, if so; it was prolly one of them :P but thts still funny! xD

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quesoesbueno59 0

You should hope you inherit her sense of humor. God, this is epic.

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alex_smokin_okin 0

shit I didn't know you could use a sock while you're jerking it, it all makes sense now, more comfort, no mess, the next time I see an album on facebook of some girls in my school, hello sock drawer

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ben26_fml 0

this is one of the best FML's lmfaoooo thats blows dude

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