Most of the ones that dumb as children grow in to douche bag adults.

Calm down, 45. He's only joking...sort of.

This joke would be a lot funnier if you weren't talking about a child, 15

I am only sort of joking. The whole reason I took the joke as far as I did was because it was a child... Gotta push the envelope a little ;-) Also... I would like to believe I've done a better job as a parent and that my child wouldn't be this stupid. I may be wrong... Only time will tell. Ha!

Even though there are other things to use, he really shouldn't drink. He's far too young, and drinking (when over-doing it) is pretty harmful to the body.

My husband tried to get drunk of of Listerine once.

That is why you have to strain it through bread first...

And that's why Russia has a new drug called crokidil, (or how ever it's spelt), that eats your skin from the inside out.

And that's why there's 'Those Russians in Russia.' The smart ones left years ago and settled in other countries, like my grandparents did.

oh ya that's a great idea because there is no way that once that happens he will think it's okay to drink when his parents aren't around, HE IS 14 NOT A ADULT SO HE SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING ALCOHOL AT ALL! Please don't reproduce because your mentality is ridiculous.

In the US, parents can go to jail for giving alcohol to minors if the police find out that they are allowing someone underage to drink

#30 people like you create 14 year old boys like in the FML. There is nothing wrong with drinking at 14 if it's controlled and supervised. Everyone I know who wasn't allowed to touched a drop of alcohol until they were 18 are completely ****** right now and getting crazy drunk most nights. However everyone who was allowed to drink in moderation and a safe environment aren't doing on any crazy benders. Saying someone with that mentality shouldn't reproduce is stupid, you're basically saying a bunch of people in Europe shouldn't reproduce.

#32, When I was getting my license and they were giving the drunk driving speech to us in the court room, they addressed our parents and said what you do in your own home with your own child is up to you. Technically illegal, yeah, but they practically said as long as you don't let them leave your house, you only involve your own kids, and nothing bad comes of it, they don't care.

The whole problem with us in the USA is our society doesn't do moderation well. We don't go halfway. We push extremes. We go all or nothing. Underage drinking and that being legal or not legal would not really affect the problems we have with alcohol. How many of us are caffeine addicts? That is pretty legal, and yet I bet that a large population is dependent on caffeine for their daily routine. Think of how many people have died or ended up hospitalized for a period of time because they knew they had a heart condition and decided to chug as many energy drinks as they could.

Give him a bottle of Guinness Stout. Make sure he finishes the entire thing. Tell him all beer taste like that.

30, being of russian heritage, I was introduced to alcohol at an early age. I was always taught to respect and never abuse alcohol. If there was a special occasion I was allowed to have a small sip from my mums' or grandmothers' glass to celebrate as part of the family, at my parents' discretion. As a teen my parents, especially my mum, taught me how to enjoy alcohol but still have fun and a good time without it. I didn't feel the need to sneak out to the park at night and go drinking with the other teens in town, because I knew that if I wanted to I could ask my parents if I could have a drink with them while we had dinner & they would make me a diluted scotch & coke or glass of wine or they'd say no and that was the end of it. I was 13 when I had my first 'shot of vodka' at my birthday party surrounded by family as a rite of passage and a special treat. It was only half vodka half water but it was still special. I plan on teaching my daughter about alcohol the same way my parents did & their parents before them. Knowledge is power and being properly informed about something leads to better choices.

@75 Yeah, I can vouch for that technique. Apparently, when I was young (around 4-8 yrs old. iunno, guess i was too drunk to remember lol), I would sneak around when my mom had company over, grab someones beer when no one was looking and just chug that shit. So when my mom found out and couldn't get me to stop she just left out some Guinness. I found it, drank it, cried a lot, and never drank beer again (21 now and still hate beer).

@ 75 & 85 Guinness is absolutely the only beer I actually like. And no, I'm not Irish.

@30 Wow, you are a complete moron. I really hate people like you, your only sense of right and wrong comes government ads and the bible. You're simple minded, and have no real moral compass. Just because something is technically illegal, it does not make it unethical. I hope YOU dont have any kids, which is unlikely because i bet guys keep their distance from you, last thing we need is more conservative hyper-moral retards.

63, good point. Most Americans also think our laws and "morals" are right and every other culture is wrong. It is acceptable for teens to drink on special occasions and in moderation in other countries. Just because it isn't socially acceptable and illegal here doesn't mean its wrong if parents teach their children about moderation properly. My 13 year old is starting to become curious about alcohol. I let him taste a few drops of Jager and that cured his curiosity.

He's 14, I'm sure he'll remember that when he's older.

not everybody remembers things from when they were 14

After OPs son is done being sick, the chat should be about who, what, when, where, how and most importantly WHY!?!!! Talking about attitude, responsibilities, alcohol consumption, age relevance, cause, effect, consequences and limitations should follow after that.