Cats and Animals: Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By GeesLouisee - 01/05/2018 15:00

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 18:00

Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By Danielle - 09/04/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

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Fishfanatic 7

Friday 8 October 2010 23:12

Oh >.< That's horrid. Poor cat! Did you not take her to the vets recently? They could surely have done a scan to see if the kittens were ok ( which we now know they weren't ).

perdix 29

Friday 8 October 2010 23:17

You could start selling little Italian flags. You know, with the red, the white and the green.

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happy_dino 6

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:03

Get a new carpet??

KaitlynxD 5

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:15

I hope your cat is okay.

texas_Colt 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:17

that's horrible. Fu** you op.

MizSammyBaybay12 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:25

hey...you're kinda hot. lol :)

jeffswife 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:48

I had something similar happen, minus the bleach stains. my poor cat had four dead kittens and I had to call my husband home from work to clean them up. :(

siv97splat 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:57

for idiots who think that op has a newborn litter of kittens- STILLborn means born dead

Sammara 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:28

Your poor cat. She had a litter of stillborn kittens in what sounds like a horrific labor, and now you're pissed at her. Should have gotten her spayed in the first place. Find her a new home, please. Assuming she was pregnant when you got her (rendering the lack of spaying not your fault), you should have taken her to the vet for at least a little prenatal care. A whole litter of stillbirths shouldn't happen.

dasfro 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:41

ur retarded for using bleach

ThunderGawd 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:08

YDI CAT LOVER

missy327 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:32

ydi...you should be arrested for animal abuse. you should have taken the cat to the vet!

pepper3434 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 5:22

#10, Yea, DEAD kittens.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:43

Why would she leave a kitten in each room? Don't animals generally stay in one place when they are in labor? Just wondering. Anyway, every part of your post was pretty terrible. You'll never be able to have company without completely killing the mood after explaining what happened. Have your cat checked out. That may be the only thing you can salvage. FYL