By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
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Fishfanatic 7

Oh >.< That's horrid. Poor cat! Did you not take her to the vets recently? They could surely have done a scan to see if the kittens were ok ( which we now know they weren't ).

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perdix 29

You could start selling little Italian flags. You know, with the red, the white and the green.

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sweetpandora_fml 2

YDI for refering to your PET cat as 'it'. sounds like you don't care about her at all >

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FerrariCake 2

People who have one cat refer to the cat as "it". People who have 30 cats refer to the cats all by creative names and in general treat the cats as a substitute for the human children they will never have because they don't have the minimum self-esteem necessary to allow themselves to attract another human. Which are you?

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spanelli 16

I have one cat and refer to her by her name. Hmm...

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Alphonsuuuu 0

Weird. I gave my cat a name as well. Jackass.

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sweetpandora_fml 2

and YDI also for 1) not taking proper care of her during her pregnancy 2) caring about your stained carpet knowing that your cat probably went through a LOT of pain and could've died due to blood loss

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FerrariCake 2

Don't worry about the cat, she's no quitter... she'll be back in action within a few days and pregnant again by this time next week.

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bob4tehwin 0

didn't you take your cat to the vet? if not, you are retarded, you need to do that so something like this doesn't happen!

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Bastet1981 3

if he took her to the vet in the first place to get her spayed, none of this would of happened. just another irresponsible pet owner!!

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GGhia 0

should have used hydrogen peroxide

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varkey 7

oh man why did you not take her to the vet when she was pregnant?

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faifai_fml 21

I guess spaying isn't as fashionable as having a white carpet. The poor little girl.

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Leftieswillrule 3

wait... did she leave a different stillborn kitten in each room or the same kitten in all the rooms, I'm confused

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FerrariCake 2

YDI because: 1. You chose to have white carpet 2. and you chose to have a cat 3. and you chose to let your cat get pregnant (assuming you didn't do it yourself) 4. and supposedly you're a "man". Failure for you on all counts.

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dominos028 0

why would you have white carpets you goddamn idiot

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fadingaway 17

OP, why aren't you taking proper care of your pregnant cat? Why would you leave her home alone? Why are you acting like she did some awful thing like deliberately destroying your house? Why do you care so much about your easily-stained white carpet and not your beloved pet? Why are you referring to your cat as an ''it''? Your cat is a ''she''. YDI

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catatonicsleep 17

still born doesn't automatically mean that they didn't take proper care of it... people have still born babies that did nothing wrong during their pregnancy. And as for leaving it home alone... Most animals do give birth alone, if the kittens were dead when they were born all OP being home would have been useful for was stoping the cat getting blood on the carpet...

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