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By SCREWED - 15/07/2011 06:25 - United States

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Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

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By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By notsurprised - 01/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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America! F*** yeah!

By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Friday 15 July 2011 15:44

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

dtpace 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:44

milf????

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HeroOfTime13 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:05

hey, you walked in on her time. your fault, not hers

syrney170 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:33

Cool. Hopefully the mom is hot.

tsweatt1212 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:34

Is she fine?

RoseCrystal 17

Friday 15 July 2011 20:44

they're all chanting, "everyday I'm hustling" while swaying the sagging girls to and fro

nerdmonkk 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:57

O.o

c_rios88 4

Friday 15 July 2011 21:13

everyone knows you have to be naked in order to do the hustle

TinyGirl95 5

Friday 15 July 2011 21:13

Woah. That sucks for you but at least she was enjoying herself.

Coreytheb0ss 0

Friday 15 July 2011 21:25

milf?

yaneliz1994 16

Friday 15 July 2011 21:27

hopefully u ddnt have any guy friends witchu

greatbigc 0

Friday 15 July 2011 21:49

your moms a skuzz

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