By uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 056
You deserved it 8 520

Same thing different taste

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NicoleIsCrazy 0
sourgirl101 28

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ohh u guys ****** up nice parenting skills bro

banananut 0

that's why you physically scar the one you like less. you'll always know which is which, even at bath time.

Quest_ 13

Did they shit in your eyes in resentment? You also should have shat in their eyes in resentment.

RedPillSucks 31

Well, I've got some shit for you, Quest... Some goooood shit.

There's no point differentiating between the two of them, you'd still get confused anyway, as they grow up.

RedPillSucks 31

Well, once they've got the barcode tattoo on the back of their necks, they wont be able to play switch-a-roo games with their parents when their older.

You're from Singapore. Don't all Asian babies look the same anyway? How do you know they are even your twins? Could have been a mix up at the hospital. Epic fail.

Anaxes 5

#77 - I know, right? People like you are the bane of society, incapable of understanding simple sarcasm.

Oh no! That sucks so hard, fyl, indeed! Hope you figure it out soon, tho.

Horde 8

#23: that makes two of us :] OP: translate their name to bar-code and tattoo it on them :D

OP I am so sorry for you! look at the birth certificates, there may be a birth mark or freckle or something that you can tell them apart by.