Kids: Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn...

By uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By CutestBoysEver - 30/10/2012 01:30 - United States - Fruita

Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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Today, after I had a miscarriage in December, and finding out in June that I was 13 weeks pregnant with twins, I was told out that Baby B had consumed Baby A. FML

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By beekeke45 - 25/06/2011 13:39 - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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They all look the same to me

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:08

That REALLY SUCKS!

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Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:09

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itsbriiibaby 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:34

Ouch, I always wondered if that ever happens to people. Thanks for FINALLY giving me an answer. I would completely freak out as well. Haha, just don't call them by name until they have different traits that are easier to distinguish between. haha =X of course I'm just kidding. But imagine how much easier that would be!

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:38

It's okay. It only makes you a pathetic parent if they were fraternal twins.

All_I_Need 4

Wednesday 8 September 2010 13:26

Fraternal twins can look alike when they are very young, sometimes there are only slight differences. My brother and I (I am a girl) looked alike when we were newborns and only had slight differences during the first two years of our lives. Now, most people can't even tell we are siblings, but babies "all look the same".

ManaUser 0

Friday 10 September 2010 5:00

But at least there was an easy way to double-check in your case.

reptarroars 7

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:39

sounds like a full house episode, without the sappy montage :/

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:40

******* comment bug. Anyway I wrote that it's okay. You're only a pathetic parent if they were fraternal twins.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:42

Brand one of them. Thats the only way. ;-)

dynky 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:42

does it matter?

xninix_fml 36

Friday 26 July 2013 9:22

Of course it does!

fishertruck 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:45

Ydi for forgetting your own childrens' names.You fail as a parent.Give them up for adoption asap because they definitively do not live in a safe enviroment.