By uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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NicoleIsCrazy 0

That REALLY SUCKS!

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sourgirl101 28

Foot prints records.

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MadamGeek 0

Awwwww! It happens more then you think- don't be alarmed. It doesn't mean you are a bad parent. I mean, they are twin girls for goodness sake. Most people do use the color-coding system. Some even paint their little toenails. One pink, one purple (or whichever colors you choose). The polish lasts a while. Or little soft , colored bracelets. Then it's easy as pie. But yeah #3 if you are stilling having issues. Records! =D

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KaSeyXcaKeS 0

so you're really stupid enough not to color code them? come on, its common sense. YDI.

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Action_Bastard 0

Hey OP, you might be going a little too hard on yourself by having "uselessdad" as your name. Hey they're identical twins, it's going to happen.

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psychochick29 0

Totally agree. It sucks pretty hardcore, but they are newborns. They ALL look alike when they are first popped out :) lol

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DocBastard 38

I can't tell if I like your name or am offended that you so blatantly stole it. The jury is still out. I've got my eye on you...

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Action_Bastard 0

Well, DocBastard, I don't know if I should feel flattered at the fact you like my name or offended at the fact you accused me of being a name thief...or am I scared at the fact that you will have your eye on me? Hey, why can't we share the "Bastard" part of our name?!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

You're both bastards. There. No need to thank me; mediation is its own reward. :}

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Graawr 7

We color coded my little brothers. :D

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xninix_fml 36

Yeah same here my mom did that with my sisters :D

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goldhighways 0

#9 I LOVE your hair! :)

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CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4

you fail at life

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LadyRoc99 0

did u not see the episode of full house when uncle Jessie mixed up his sons? look for personality distinctions.

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Norwegian_Wood 4

Bahaha, exactly! Full House was definitely my first thought, glad I'm not the only one. OP might not know the children well enough yet though, for them to have distinct personalities. Maybe? I don't know, I've never had kids, so I have no idea really. But they could only be a week or so old... OP, FYL, definitely try 3's suggestion of footprints.

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adsc04 0

27- yea (: I remember that episode! funny... they can always get footprints or handprints, those who say just guess it could cause them trouble in the future with legal issues

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courtney680 17

I saw that one!!!

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nowmyliferoxx 0

Color coding is a must. That's how we told all the twins in my family apart! FYL

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NerdyyKelliee 0

Should've labeled them. :P YDI

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