By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 23:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
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samsterling 19

Who's house is it? If it's your name on the mortgage, there's no way she can do that.

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Nice assumption #7. Or, MAYBE, they were simply stating a fact, that if OP's name happens to be on it then he can't be kicked out? But that would make too much sense, now wouldn't it.

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unfuqnreal 15

Id throw her arse out on the street along with her shit to

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roshkosch 11

Then she would be the one posting on here getting exactly the same response as OP, if not worse about the ass that threw her out of her own home!!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Ah, solomonizing the assets. I reckon it has had less-than-favorable results over the years, but hey, it could work! Also, I doubt "to solomonize" is going to make it into Webster's anytime soon.

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storethis 17

If she kicks you out and you're paying rent/mortgage, pretty sure she cant do that

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Ninjerman 7

I'm sorry, *who* is paying the hills, bitch? Gtfo of MY house!

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Dear_Karma 27

Well if it's her house then she can do that

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Boometh 15

You should pack a punch, straight to her throat.

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InfiniteSecret 20

If they want to leave they are more than welcome to leave. They can't force you out. I seriously dislike people like this, who they think they can kick someone ouy

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