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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:09 - United States

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Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
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metalguy95 11

you both deserve it

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daniferrr 0

Should have thought about the possible consequences before hand. No one is going to feel bad for you and your poor decisions.

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Lehk 9

yea really, get yourselves to a clinic sooner rather than later, some teabagger states have been making it harder to get one so you might need to catch a greyhound bus and go to another state, better to find out sooner than close to too late.

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mdwilde 7

Ah, abortion...the solution to all the world's problems! I still don't know why people are so shocked when sex results in a child.

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DenBriZel 31

Abortion shouldn't be used as a alternative to birth control. People that think that way piss me off.

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aeroliontvw 4

that doesn't mean that SHE lied. the pill isn't reliable at all.

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DncrHap 9

the pill is incredibly reliable. that's why it exists.

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smoke_eater05 0

the pill works. haven't knocked up my current gf yet...although, I knock up my last one...for me, it's 50/50...

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DenBriZel 31

You shouldn't sound proud of that. Plus, I hate the term "knocked up". It's so degrading.

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ViviMage 39

The pill is very reliable, provided the female takes it on a normal basis.

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carbivore 10

The pill is over 99% effective. Most effective temporary birth control (counting implants and IUDS as rather permanent).

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FMLMaximus 23

No, the pill is not nearly as effective as one may think. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_birth_control_methods

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luna4545 4

how can u not tell the condom broke..as a girl who has experienced it there is 1 a big difference in feeling and 2 for us there was a popping noise that was hard to miss.. not mention when a guy cums in u without a condom you kinda notice the wet white stuff all over that area

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Arisakentaro 0

pills don't always work ._.

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davek 36

Or she was taking antibiotics or something? Either way, ever heard of Plan B?

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guestxxx 0

Plan B doesn't work if the woman is pregnant.

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holly_fly 34

No, but if she had taken it it could have PREVENTED it altogether.

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dc295 3

seriously i mean if u morons decide to keep the kid remember whatever he/she does is ur fault automatically cause he/she was an accident and u two would probably make horrible parents.

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xStarKillerx 4

Does it count as an accident if they both knew what they were doing?

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