By Phil - 28/05/2012 21:17 - Canada

Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML
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DocBastard 38

Hemorrhoid are like those so-called "friends" you hang out with because no one can tell them to go away. They are both really irritating, they're both a pain in the ass, and they both bleed when you poke them with sharp sticks.

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supimnyancat 9

Probably lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

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MonsterCommenter 4

You need to man up and kick that bitch to the curb...

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mandadarling 10

Dump that asshole. You can do better!

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daydreamer244 13

Just end it now and get rid of that asshole! You'll feel so much better in the end!

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KeyboardWarrior 10

That was almost as funny the second time! *Slaps knee*

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Keyboardwarrior's knee: Ow, what the hell, man? Just for that, I'm gonna ram myself into a dresser tomorrow.

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downtime 12

60, Better a slap than an arrow. 25, The time differences were negligible, and besides, this one sounds far more like they're suggesting suicide...which is kinda disturbing when read with the right inflections...

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perdix 29

Ironically, all your other relationships failed because you were such a *lowers sunglasses* pain in the ass.

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ManInTheMachine 19

If you consider that too mcuh information, then you haven't even scratched the surface of FML, and should stop now. There are things that cannot be unread...

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MIDMichele 5

Well if you stop talking about your hemorrhoids, and maybe you would have a relationship

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THE_A_TEEN 27

But...I love talking about my hemorrhoids. It's a conversation starter at the parties!

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comeatmebroo6254 1

Don't worry, You'll find someone who doesn't cause you nearly as much pain as hemmeroids. :)

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