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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML

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By ToysforHire - 22/09/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML

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By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2016 1:26

Just mix them together, have your boyfriend use some toys then you can dream about both. Tada, problem solved.

YumeWolf 23

Saturday 13 February 2016 1:28

Shows which of the two is more pleasing

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uchihadesendent 14

Saturday 13 February 2016 22:03

FYL OP but talk to your bf about how you feel.

JudgeComrade 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 0:51

Hard to live up to a machine literally designed to jackhammer your pleasure buttons.

rogerover 19

Thursday 18 February 2016 17:41

He needs to give you some good oral. See if that helps.

Lordosa 9

Saturday 21 May 2016 12:36

You may need a new boyfriend or teach him new tricks ......

kenyrabit 25

Saturday 1 October 2016 6:33

hmm

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