By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

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Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
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izzie321 27

Just mix them together, have your boyfriend use some toys then you can dream about both. Tada, problem solved.

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YumeWolf 23

Shows which of the two is more pleasing

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Steve97 32

Don't let your bf find out considering passed FML's of women using vibrators while having a bf :p

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

How did cum to that realization, exactly? Nvm. Don't answer that.

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mld4657 28

hey they last as long as you need them to

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AviKerensky 17

Might be time to upgrade one and drop the other. :/

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kemando 22

hmmm, you came, did you? to this conclusion. I don't think I would ever bring this up to him, might cause some insecurity.

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ifeelyourpainop 14

Why wouldn't you? If you're in a relationship with mutual trust and want to help each other out, then I would. As long as OP doesn't say, "umm bf? I don't think sex with you is as good as my vibrator". I would just give pointers :)

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GabbyPLluch88 13

consolation is important...and you have found it. otherwise just talk to your bf, be happy overall. thumbs up

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TheRussianNavy 11

Name your vibrator, that shall be your new boyfriend.

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EnvyMe33 26

BOB - Battery Operated Boyfriend

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