Kids: Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the...

By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

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By stressedmom36 - 13/08/2015 23:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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RainbowDashie140 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:13

Playboy level: Your Son

Marty20612 5

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:12

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

Comments

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 5:21

He's a heartbreaker.

soopafreak 11

Sunday 21 April 2013 5:28

Why is your child in daycare at the age of 5? He should be in kindergarten.

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 21 April 2013 7:00

Not usually. Most people begin kindergarten when they're five. It's likely at the start of this school year he was four and turned five sometime during the year.

NoFlippinWai 24

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:58

Or it may be after school daycare. Parents usually work 8hour shifts. Kindergarden and pre-k are usually only 4 hours long.

gummybear1996 13

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:32

I was 5 for almost 9 months before I went to kindergarten. That was a fun time for my mom. Someone had made the mistake of telling me when you're 5 you go to big kid school. My mom had to spend almost every morning chasing me to go to day care because I wanted to go to big kid school instead