Miscellaneous: Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML

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By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By rbates - 25/07/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML

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By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2011 07:47

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 23:30 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

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Friday 23 October 2009 16:27

That doesn't make sense... it should be right if you did it backwards properly.

perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 16:38

Why is this post by Anonymous when you say your name is Lana? Don't think of the pumpkin as a mistake, but as an epiphany. 1. Put it in your window. 2. See who shows up. 3. Learn to love it up the poop chute.

Comments

couny343 1

Saturday 24 October 2009 1:50

But if it says anal on the wall then it says lana on the pumpkin so just don't shine it on the wall.

invisiblerabbit 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 2:50

hahahahahahahaha u r so s2pid

vansbabe66 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 3:45

hahaha funny as shit!!

girlface 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:05

how is this even good enough to make it on this site? just go buy a new pumpkin, dumbass

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:21

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_Emo_Vampire_ 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:21

Maybe she just capalized it on the confesion since it's a name, she probably figured to capatalize the first letter of her name when she wrote anal. Either way it doesnt make sense, it should read Lana if she wrote anaL on the pumpkin.

Superawesomestev 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:54

I love anal.

fml_jonathan 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 5:57

I didn't know pumpkins act as if they were mirrors. But fyl indeed, fyl.

doze765 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:18

why would you put this on fmylife? who cares! this is stupid!!

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:42

Well, ARE you on drugs? If so, I have to wonder what the consequence of shipping them overseas would be... I don't have money, but I have a soul, if you want it. JK. Hai Mercy.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:37

I'll send you drug-laced spaghettios. I'll also ship myself to you in a box and insist that you show me around France. Lol, I say that like you know every spot in the whole country. XD