Miscellaneous: Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML

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By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By rbates - 25/07/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML

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By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2011 07:47

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

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Thanks babe

By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 23:30 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Friday 23 October 2009 16:27

That doesn't make sense... it should be right if you did it backwards properly.

perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 16:38

Why is this post by Anonymous when you say your name is Lana? Don't think of the pumpkin as a mistake, but as an epiphany. 1. Put it in your window. 2. See who shows up. 3. Learn to love it up the poop chute.

Comments

cmac86 23

Saturday 24 October 2009 8:37

HA! this one literally made me lol! oh that's going to be one hell of a Jack-o-lantern if you leave it. happy Halloween, Anal.

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 11:36

ydi.... looks like something a blonde girl would do. this is totally your fault.

kombucha_fml 8

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:16

lol

Shmoopie4 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:12

Hahahaha.

briannaxbabyy 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:52

How is this an FML? so what, you didn't know how to carve a pumpkin. I'm pretty sure you life isn't ******.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 25 October 2009 6:47

Okay, maybe their mom didn't die of cancer, or her boyfriend turns out to be a space alien, but be a little realistic. We don't want just sad and horrible FMLs all the time, do we? I mean, this IS a humorous site, isn't it? What would you like to laugh at?

TrillianMcRed 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:29

LOl... Dumbass!!

Honda288 2

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:55

Ahahahaha

blondeychck7 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:58

haha my friends name is Lana and we call her anal

grgfg7 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 5:28

Ya this is clearly not true.... if you carved backwards like you said you did, it would be fine. If i misinterpret, then the L would be backwards, unless it is a lowercase "L" which would suggest you used all lowercase letters.... so then the "a"s would be backwards and it wouldn't say "anal"